The Kathy Page
I happen to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world. So wouldn't it be a shame not to talk about it and share it on the web? This is a page dedicated to my loving wife, Kathy. Every good man should be so lucky as to have a wife like her. Maybe I just want to brag. Maybe I just want a spot on the web where I can look at her, no matter where I am. Whatever the reason, she's the sexiest, loveliest, most warm-hearted and clever and funny woman I know. And I love her so much it hurts. I present to you.. my true love, Kathy.


Kathy as a baby. Even then, she was using them big brown eyes. And our daughter Elizabeth looks a LOT like her mom at that age. Guess we'll have another Kathy on our hands in a few years.

Kathy as a little girl. All that cuteness and all of her ability to get what she wants. Scary if you think about it. If it runs in the family then I'm in big trouble with our girls.

One of Kathy's teachers used to take professional photographs of his students. These two are his work.


Tell me she doesn't look like Molly Ringwald.


I don't know why, but I love these pictures. One looks like the cover of an album. The one of her in White Sands is an elegant picture and would look good blown up. It's obvious Kathy is good in front of a camera.

Kathy's always been strong on family and great with kids.

Sophomore and Senior Prom Pics.

And here she is passed out the next day after the prom...

Senior pictures and graduation

I know what you may be thinking: "why have pictures of your wife in her wedding gown from her first marriage?" Well when your wife looks this good in a dress, you can forget why she's in it and just enjoy the view.


After her divorce, Kathy was ready to hit the world with a vengeance.

Click here for a breakdown of the family tree.

Dragoncon 2003: This is where I first met Kathy. To this day she contends that immediately after we first met she had a thing for me. In fact, she hit on me persistently but I didn't pay her any attention. My take on it was that everyone thought she was with a guy named Spat at the time, so I didn't think to take her seriously. Regardless of the story, she looked fan-freakin'-tastic that weekend in her belly dancer, Trooper Groupie, and slave Leia costumes.
I'll never forget the first time we met was, not surprisingly, in the bar. Spat had told her all about me and my leg and so she was curious to size me up. She glided up to me and said, "So what the hell's wrong with your leg anyways?" Me being the smart-aleck that I am, I whipped out my knife and plunged it into the artificial leg. She smiled, obviously relieved that I had a good sense of humor about it, and just said "Cool". Right there we both knew the quality of the other, and we liked what we were feeling.

Kathy and Me: 2004 was a whirlwind romance. I couldn't stop thinking about Kathy, every night we were on the phone and every weekend I did my best to get up to New York to see her. I was hooked. Bad. I'd fly her down to Florida to go to Megacon, then fly up to attend Icon - whatever excuse I could find to see her. But it was a good thing, we needed that time to be boyfriend-girlfriend. It was the best time of my life...

Click here to see some of Kathy's favorite squirrels