The Johnson Family Quiz #2!

Howe well did you score on the last quiz? Were you an honorary member of the family or a drunk uncle? Well here's your chance to redeem yourself...

    1. What is Emily's favorite Disney princess?
    1. Jasmine
    2. Belle
    3. Cinderella
    4. Sleeping Beauty

    2. What color did Kathy dye herself as a kid?
    1. blue
    2. green
    3. pink
    4. a little of every color in the paint set

    3. What nickname did Allie decide to go by when she was 7?
    1. Murphy
    2. Lil Bratz
    3. Punky
    4. Princess

    4. What nicknames does Kathy use for her three girls?
    1. Jasmine, Aurora, and Belle
    2. Stinky, Smelly, and Squishy
    3. Booger Baby, Phlegm-Flinger, and the Snot Kid
    4. Inky, Pinky, and Clyde

    5. Who is Kathy's big crush?
    1. Ty Pennington
    2. Brad Pitt
    3. Johnny Depp
    4. Hayden Christensen

    6. What did Emily do on her ultrasound pictures?
    1. Threw the devil horns over her head
    2. Sucked on her toe
    3. Shook her butt in a little dance
    4. Waved and jumped up and down

    7. How many operations has Al had?
    1. Only the one big one
    2. 2-4 operations, including his tonsils
    3. 5-10 operations, including his appendix
    4. Over 20 operations, qualifying him for the free set of steak knives

    8. What do the kids yell out if Albin forgets to put on his seat belt?
    1. OOOPSIE!
    2. Seat Belt Check! You failed!
    3. I smell a bad driver!
    4. Quarter!

    9. What is Allie's favorite Disney princess?
    1. Ariel
    2. Jasmine
    3. Cinderella
    4. Mulan

    10. What did people say that Kathy did as a little girl?
    1. She would ask for rice pudding every day
    2. She oozed
    3. Her mouth ran faster than an express subway
    4. Her smile would make the boys crazy

    11. What is the Johnson family Fourth of July tradition?
    1. Watch the fireworks on t.v.
    2. Cook out bratwurst
    3. Set off 99 fire crackers
    4. Dress only in red, white, and blue

    12. Where did Albin propose to Kathy?
    1. At Dragoncon, in stormtrooper armor
    2. In Cinderella's Castle in Disney World
    3. In Las Vegas, with Elvis helping
    4. In Time's Square, New York, on the jumbo-tron

Email Albin at albinj@sc.rr.com and submit your answers to see how well you did!