The Johnson Family Quiz

Howe well do you know the Johnsons? Take this Quiz and find out!

  1. Kathy and Al met in what city?
    1. New York, NY
    2. Atlanta, GA
    3. Baltimore, MD
    4. Bayonne, NJ

    2. What country did AL travel to after college?
    1. Spain
    2. Britain
    3. Jamaica
    4. Israel

    3. Kathy played what sport in high school?
    1. Football
    2. Field Hockey
    3. Softball
    4. Flag Squad

    4. What is Allie and Emily's favorite color?
    1. Pink
    2. Yellow
    3. Blue
    4. Purple

    5. What does Kathy have tattooed on her back?
    1. A peace sign
    2. A broken heart
    3. Her birth sign
    4. A hot pink Imperial cog

    6. What was Katie's _other_ nickname?
    1. Mini-Munchkin
    2. Taco Mouse
    3. Little Bit
    4. Giggle-Britches

    7. What did Emily do at birth that freaked out her doctors?
    1. She gurgled the word 'daddy'
    2. She didn't stir when the doctor dropped a metal tray
    3. She blew bubbles
    4. She grabbed the doctor's finger

    8. What weird thing did AL do when he was a little kid in Missouri?
    1. He wandered through the woods but found his way home.
    2. He sleep-walked and tried to get inside a refrigerator.
    3. He rode on top of the family station wagon.
    4. All of the above.

    9. What sports has Allie participated in?
    1. Soccer, Tee-ball, and Swimming
    2. Swimming, Dance, and Tee-ball
    3. Soccer, Cheerleading, and Dance
    4. Soccer, Swimming, and Dance

    10. What has Kathy found herself working in during one of her jobs?
    1. Aircraft control tower
    2. Operating room
    3. New York fire house
    4. Llama farm

    11. What item do the Johnson brothers keep as a memento?
    1. A steer skull they found in Missouri as kids
    2. The hood ornament from their dad's old truck
    3. Three bras, one from each of their first girlfriends
    4. An old Japanese flag dad brought home from the war

    12. How many siblings does Kathy have?
    1. Three sisters and two brothers
    2. Two sisters and a siamese twin
    3. Five brothers and three sisters
    4. Two sisters and two brothers

How close are you to the family?
Number of Questions correct:
12 correct answers - You are an Honorary Johnson! Move to Missouri!
9-11 correct answers - You're tight with the family! You can have the turkey leg this Thanksgiving.
6-8 correct answers - You could pass as a Johnson boy. But do you really want to?
3-5 correct answers - You're out of touch with the family, but we love you anyways.
1-2 correct answers - You're a distant cousin. We'll keep you on the Christmas card list.
0 correct answers - You're too respectable for this crowd!

Email Albin at albinj@sc.rr.com and submit your answers to see how well you did!